Some things in life serve only to induce rage. No matter how small these annoyances may be, they are never insignificant. 'Rant List' is the chronicle of one self-loathing narcissist's seemingly unending pettiness.

Saturday, 17 April 2010

4. Emmerdale

Not only is Emmerdale primarily a soap about old people, it’s about old people in the countryside. I spent most of my teens in the countryside, I already know how mind-numbingly dull it is. I don’t need to wallow away what is left of my already worthless life watching people with beards sit and get fat - I'm already doing that myself, I can just look in the mirror and not waste money on a TV licence.

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