Some things in life serve only to induce rage. No matter how small these annoyances may be, they are never insignificant. 'Rant List' is the chronicle of one self-loathing narcissist's seemingly unending pettiness.

Saturday, 17 April 2010

2. Alan Carr

^ Image shamelessly stolen from www.newcidcosmetics.com - anyone using Alan Carr to sell their goods must be desperate.

We get it Alan, you’re gay. It's the 21st century, no one actually cares and those who do are probably just repressed or in denial. But in the process of shoving your sexuality down our throats (if Alan Carr had used a phrase like that, he'd also be pouting and saying "oo-er" right now), you're painfully unfunny. Your “risqué-homosexual" - or for simplicity's sake, 'riskgay' - act has done nothing but belittle the sexual orientation that you continue to moronically misrepresent at every given opportunity.

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