Some things in life serve only to induce rage. No matter how small these annoyances may be, they are never insignificant. 'Rant List' is the chronicle of one self-loathing narcissist's seemingly unending pettiness.

Saturday, 17 April 2010

1. Amateur photographers with ideas above their station

^This image clearly portrays the futility of life's rat-race, providing impeccable visual insight through the talentless eyes of an irreverent moron. (Click to enlarge)

In purchasing a professional quality camera, you do not suddenly acquire photographic skill or even the slightest appreciation for aesthetic value. I don't want to see incredibly high resolution photos of your lunch or a bunch of "friends" (I use this word in the loosest sense because I'm sure the subjects of your photo are aware that you're a pretentious spanner), sitting nonchalant in a corridor because they haven't noticed that you're taking a picture of them - which, by the way, doesn't capture their 'natural poses' but rather serves to make you look like a creepy stalker. And I especially do not want to see these aforementioned photos uploaded on to Facebook accompanied by a watermark and the URL to your poxy website where you attempt to peddle your non-existent talents to misguided fools.

3 comments:

  1. Ha! Good rant! This shit is pretty funny!

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  2. ha excellent, whats more disturbing is that some people have no sense of what a good photo is, thus there are tons of bloody awful photographers out there who charge a ton for shit photos, BUT people pay them for the shit photos. Therefore blame the people who obviously have visual fogginess for allowing these people to exist.

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  3. I blame every party involved.

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